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Breast Milk Lollipops Are a Real Thing

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Just when you thought people couldn’t get any weirder with the stuff they are willing to create and then EAT (I’m looking at you, Kim K.), here we are.

Candymaker Lollyphile is selling…breast milk lollipops.

Now, they don’t actually contain breast milk, they only TASTE like it…but I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.

According to Lollyphile’s website, the flavor was created for it’s seemingly magical baby-calming powers:

So what’s happening is that suddenly it seems as though a lot of our friends are having babies. And since some of us are confectioners, we felt it was our responsibility to find out just what this flavor was that could turn a screaming, furious infant into a placid, contented one. Surely the flavor must be heavenly, yes? … Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.’

Um, wtf?

Consider the fact that food scientists had to create the flavor…tasting the candy AND the real thing multiple times until they ‘got it right.’

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Just…no.

If, for some reason, you should you feel so inclined to try the *vegan* pops, they are 4/$10…with free shipping if you use the discount code mammals. (COME ON.)

Would you try something breast-milk flavored? Tell us your thoughts in the comment section below!

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