Humor

So, yeah... I was recently getting a ton of dirty looks on the boardwalk in Point Pleasant Beach. At the time I didn't know why, but now that I think about it, these boardwalk walkers had every right to give me nasty looks...

My BFF calls me and says she is having her baby early. Exciting! Next out of her mouth, "but I need you to do something for me...I need you to pick up the baby's cord blood kit and get it to me before the birth...meet me at the exit on the way to the hospital". No pressure right?!?!

Just so you know, I have been gathering data for well over three months and I finally came up with a top 15 list. I was looking for the best of the best, the most shocking Monmouth County locations, and I think I found the top 15. These are stories told by people I am friends with and also people who wanted to secretly be a part of the fun. Both females and males have a say in this list. I am keeping everything anonymous, but the quotes are real.

It's safe to say the Coors Light Boo Bash was a success. Hundreds of Jersey Shore locals were dressed in their best Halloween costumes enjoying a fun night out at River Rock in Brick. The night was filled with laughs, kind people, and great vibes.

Other than almost getting an underage drinking ticket, I have never been in trouble with the law. I hope to continue to keep my record clean because I will never be able to survive in jail. I always watch those random jail shows on Netflix, there is a zero chance I would make it out alive. I'm a pansy!

It's so cool when artists take a minute to connect with their fans...this is one of those moments! We love Dua Lipa and so does Kadie Bernstein's 80 year old grandpa. Yes, I said 80! His granddaughter, Kadie, gave him a pair of tickets to Dua Lipa's show for his birthday and he lost his mind (there's some language from grandpa lol).

When I was in elementary school, I couldn't wait to go on class trips to the Algonquin Arts Theatre. It's been 20 years and things haven't changed. I am thrilled to experience a few upcoming shows in Manasquan...

Most of my friends love dressing up with their dogs! I thought it would be awesome to put together the 20 best Halloween Costumes for your Jersey Shore dog...

What kind of article is this? What are we talking about here, is that even possible? How stupid am I for thinking about this?

I am from Wall Township but I know what it's like to live far away from home. After getting my undergraduate degree from West Virginia University, I moved to a small town in western Kentucky to start my radio career. After that, I lived in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina for three years. Long story short, there is nothing better than living at the Jersey Shore. Monmouth & Ocean County are awesome! The locals "get it", the restaurants are tremendous, and you can never run out of fun things to do.

I woke up to my 16 year old daughter, Bella, say "Mom, something is wrong with me, I have hives all over my body." I thought surely she is exaggerating, she's a teenager, drama is what they do. So, I wiped the sleep out of my eyes to see that she is actually underestimating the situation. There was a red, lumpy, raised rash that small but was literally crawling up her body, eventually working it's way up to her eyelids.

I usually never write about sports but the 2021-2022 NFL season is here and I can't wait to watch my Philadelphia Eagles. Just so you know, I am from Wall Township, New Jersey but my Dad is from the Philadelphia area. I sarcastically tell people that I was brainwashed by my dad when I was a baby so that I would be a Philadelphia sports fan. I love all Philadelphia sports, which is amazing, yet painful all at the same time.