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Hysterical, yet unbelievable... these are 17 Jersey Shore quotes that make us wish the television show never aired.

I was never a "bad" kid, I went to school every day, and I like to think most of my teachers enjoyed having me in class, but I was notorious for hitting someone in the head with a thrown crayon, or typing "boobs.com" in the search engine of the classroom computers. I didn't go to school to learn, I went to school to laugh and have conversations with friends. This is why I did many childish-asinine things that frequently made the principal "call home".

Cara Daniello of Freehold has one of the craziest talents you could ever imagine. Lou and I had her on as a guest on the Jersey Shore Morning Show and we were blown away! I've never heard anyone else do what she can do in my life! The sheer brain power of her talent should be marveled.

NJ.com just released New Jersey's 29 best soft-serve ice cream spots. The Strollos in Belmar got totally disrespected!

Calling all dog-lovers! You can actually get PAID to play with puppies as your full-time job.

Who has photo proof of giving their dog a bad haircut? I'm putting together a gallery of the best/worst photos and I want yours! I have to fess up, When it came time to groom my dog for the first time I naively thought, I can do that. I was wrong. Sorry Fozzie, I ruined your street cred with just a few swipes of my electric buzzer. You went from a sweet, fuzzy teddy bear to Alf from the 90's (remember that show?) This time around I let a pro do the work and while it is waaaay better than my skills, Fozzie looks like a TOTALLY DIFFERENT DOG.

We're all tired of stereotypes, misinformation, and opinions. Most of us live in New Jersey because we like it here. We accept our state, flaws, and all. But, commenting on how we live our lives is reserved for New Jerseyians and New Jerseyians only.

Sooo I was at Martell's in Point Pleasant Beach for Tiki Monday...HAHA! You know it's going to be an interesting story when that's the opening sentence.

Do you want to read one of the most biased articles I have ever written? I am highlighting the best cook at the Jersey Shore. It was her birthday the other day and my present wasn't the best so here I am scrambling to make up for it. For those who are curious, I am writing about my mother.

Doing LIVE broadcasts at Bar Anticipation every Saturday afternoon has been one of the highlights of my summer. It's nothing but an awesome experience. We are always on Grotto Beach partying with Miller Lite from 4-6 pm. The Bar A staff is great to work with, the Miller Lite swag we offer is one of a kind, and there really is nothing better than hanging out with 94.3 The Point listeners.

What do guys from Monmouth County crave when they have been drinking? How about award-winning cheese fries from Windmill. Sober or not, it's safe to say, Windmill easily has the Jersey Shore's best cheese fries. They are award-winning for a reason! I honestly can't think of any other Jersey Shore restaurant that offers high-quality cheese fries like Windmill.

My internet must be spotty because I am getting zero Bumble matches. I don't know what's going on, this is getting embarrassing! Maybe my internet is perfectly fine? Haha! I recently downloaded Bumble, just because, and I am having no luck. I am literally hearing crickets every time I open the app.