How to Protect Yourself From the Zombie Apocalypse [VIDEO]
But is it really drugs? Doubtful. I’m pretty sure this is the beginning of the end…the Zombie Apocalypse.
Media reports keep saying these people were under the influence of ‘bath salts’…but I say that’s all part of a cover up! I bet the government has been using ‘bath salts’ as the code name for zombies for YEARS!
Hey, even the CDC is taking this seriously:
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Laurie’s lost it. This girl has gone nuts. She’s totally gone off the deep end.”
Hey, it’s all fun and games until a zombie limps your way. Then what?
Ah, yes, from the fine folks in Nebraska (Obviously this video is violent, we’re talking ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, people!!!):
Yes, that’s right, Zombie Max bullets. For when you need to take the “un” out of undead.
You can roll your eyes all you want, but those Zombie bullets are apparently flying off the shelves. Those Huskers know that Zombies don’t play! Don’t leave this until the last minute. You’ll be sorry. Then you’ll be Zombiefied!
So what does the CDC recommend? Well, you can see their list HERE.
Stay safe out there people.
As for me, I plan to stock plenty of booze and ask them to party. Who doesn’t like a party?? Even a zombie’s gotta get down at the end of the day…
How are you preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse? Share your ideas below!