I had a nightmare last night that made being in the studio with Liz every morning a dream. I dreamed that my co-host on the show was Charlie Sheen. Yep, of all the people to dream about, I dream about Charlie Sheen. I actually saw Liz this morning and said, 'I'm glad to see YOU!' She looked at me and said, 'I don't want to know.'

I looked up dreaming about work on the dream dictionary at brilliantdreams.com, and it said 'hopeful conditions will surround' me. Working with Charlie Sheen...hopeful? I have to stop eating roast pork lo mein.