Everywhere I turn, somebody's reading Fifty Shades of Grey, including my wife. She's actually almost done with the third one. I made the mistake of asking her a question about it.

We were sitting in the hot tub relaxing yesterday, and for some reason I'll never quite understand, I blurted out a question I don't really want to know the answer to. I said, " If you were single, would you want to date Christian Grey?"

Now, I haven't read a page of these books, so I really didn't have a clue about Christian Grey, except for the knowledge that every girl drools when you mention the name. I guess my curiosity got the best of me.

Anyway, I asked Diane the question. She smiled that smile a wife smiles when she knows a husband doesn't really want to know the answer.  "DATE him?...I'm not sure I'd want to DATE him", she said, still maintaining that "you don't wanna know" smile. I was smart enough not to ask a follow up question.

But I am going to ask you the follow up, so please take the poll! Note to Diane: Do me a favor, don't answer the follow up question....ever :)