I Won Mega Nothing
When I was driving to the convenience store on Route 9 Friday to pick up my Mega Millions tickets, I figured I'd stop by the supermarket to pick up a few things. When I got there I saw this huge line and realized right away they sold lottery tickets too. I'm superstitious and didn't want to take the chance of being the guy who was at the store that sold the winning ticket and didn't get one, so I got on line.
Thirty five minutes later I left the supermarket and was driving by the convenience store I originally wanted to stop at and, you guessed it, I'm superstitious, so I went in. Twenty minutes later I left and headed back to work with a handful of dreams.
I, like you woke up Saturday morning, found out that I was not the lucky winner. But let's look on the bright side. We may not have Mega Millions, but we have plenty of Mega in our lives this morning! We got up Mega early, will have to fight Mega Jersey traffic and probably have a Mega headache. And when we get home, we'll get a handful of Mega bills in the mail. Happy Mega Monday!