Liz and I were talking about dancing  after her Real Moms of the Jersey Shore event last night. To most guys I know, dancing is something to avoid.

You've seen guys at weddings disappear when it comes time to dance. It's amazing how we happen to get a phone call every time the Electric Slide comes or how frequently we have to go to the bathroom just when the Conga line starts forming.

We'll show up for a slow dance or two. We're not afraid of "The Lady in Red" or "Wonderful Tonight". But that's about all you'll get out of us.

Now, I know girls try to get us to dance all the time, so once and for all, I want you to tell us what to do. We just don't want to look bad. What should we do?