Poor, poor Siamese kitten Liz has to live with Tabby Lou in their new 'forever home'. But here are some things, Liz, that I want you to know:

For one thing, don't ever let Lou accuse you of riding his coat tails and finding you a home simply because he thinks charmed someone into adopting the two of you.

Secondly, even if he's the funnier one, go ahead and tell your own jokes and then laugh at them.

Third, if you want to make him frustrated, don't answer him with a simple 'meow' if he asks you a "yes" or "no" question. Answer him with a long string of meows and let him figure it out.

Fourth, no need to fake a happy "good morning" when you start your day....he doesn't want to live with you any more than you want to spend your life with him.

And on a serious note, we would like to thank the family that adopted Lou and Liz from the Monmouth County SPCA after we featured them as the "Point Pet(s) of the Week" on our show. It is wonderful that these two unrelated kittens, who had already bonded, get to stay together.

P.S. You have my full permission to change their names.