So you think your yearbook pics were bad? You haven't seen anything yet! Here's the crew a few years back.

 

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Most likely to contract herpes.

 

 

Nicole "Snooki" Pillozi

Most likely to get pregnant.

 

 

Jennifer "JWoww" Farley

Most likely to be confused with Micky Rourke by 30.

 

 

Deena Nicole Cortese

Most likely to be irrelevant.

 

 

Paul "Pauly D" DeVecchio

Most likely to be involved in a scrap with David Guetta outside Wawa

 

 

Vincent "Vinnie" Guadagnino

Most likely to live in his parents basement until 40.

 

 

Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro Jr.

Most likely to actually have an IQ of 37.

 

 

Samantha Rae "Sammi" Giancola

Most likely to fall into and out of and into and out of and back into love with someone with the actual IQ of 37.

 

 

Thanks to Jason Matthews for his witty commentary.