Laurie’s Amazingly Simple New Diet Plan
So I’ve been battling a cold for a few days now, and it’s led me to an amazing new diet plan.
With Memorial Day Weekend rapidly approaching, I thought I should share it…
No, it’s not what’s in the picture. I just thought that looked good. (Sorry.)
The basic premise of this diet plan is pretty easy.
You can eat unlimited quantities of the following foods:
- orange juice
- chicken soup
- gummy bears
- ice cream
- the occasional banana
Activities should be limited to napping, TV watching, cuddling, or general resting…but should take up most of the day.
DayQuil (or equivalent) should be popped every 4 hours, except before bed, when it’s a strict two tablespoons of RED NyQuil.
Hot showers are recommended once a day, but should not interrupt allowed activities.
Now, something tells me this diet plan will not give me the supermodel body I desire, but so far, it’s the best diet I’ve ever been on. And besides, everyone knows calories don’t count when you’re sick.
Have any suggestions for Laurie’s plan? Add them below!