Lou’s Valentine’s Message To His Wife

I can say without a doubt, that my wife deserves better, so each Valentine's Day I remind myself ,and Diane, that I know that and don't take it for granted.

Each Valentine's Day I write her a little poem, and this year I added a limerick, so I wanted to share those with you. The poem is called Choose Carefully.

You could've had a Harley,

Instead you picked a scooter.

Instead of a mansion with a majestic fountain,

You got Roto Rooter.

You could've had any man,

Your gorgeous eyes could spy.

And what did you choose?

A snoring, sleepy, big mouthed little guy.

You could've traveled to exotic places,

Islands, mountains, only heaven knows.

Instead you picked the guy,

Who will only drive to the Poconos.

You could've picked better,

Like a bird your life would soar,

But I will tell you one thing,

No one could love you more.

And here's the limerick called Guys and Their Sales Pitch...

There once was a girl from the Shore,

Who saw Lou and wanted some more,

Wound up getting hitched,

He wasn't all that he pitched,

Now he lays on the couch like a bore.

Hope you liked it Happy Valentine's Day all!