Who knew something as innocent as the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting ceremony could be so...scandalous.

So what's at the *ahem*center of it all? Mariah Carey's...assets.

In the pre-taped portion of the show, Mariah Carey sang her hit holiday tune 'All I Want for Christmas is You.'

Unfortunately, I don't think many people paid attention to her singing because her outfit was so ridiculously distracting.

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The super short sparkly red dress might have been okay if it weren't for the INSANE AMOUNT OF CLEAVAGE on display.

Listen, I know the perils of being a busty lady, and I love showing off the goods from time to time, but everyone knows you put the girls away on Christmas!

There were KIDS on-stage...it was just so flippin awkward.

I'm not all that conservative, but dang.

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