Real Men Will Do Anything To Help Their Wife

Diane and I are attending the annual American Cancer Society's Cancer Ball tomorrow night and she asked me to take a ride with her to get a new dress. No problem, right?

We got there and she got right to work. She told me what she was looking for, so I was searching as well. Before long, she had an armful of dresses she wanted to try on, so she asked me to hold her pocketbook while she went in there. No problem, right?

I grabbed the pocketbook and began browsing around while she was in the fitting room. Then I caught my reflection in one of the 3000 mirrors they have at the store and it was then when I realized what everyone was looking at. It was me. Me and my "Awesome 80's Party" plaid green shirt and beautiful pocketbook, hanging effortlessly off my shoulder.

Now that is being a good husband!