The chief spokeswoman for embattled mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner went on an expletive-laced tirade about a former campaign intern in an interview with a political news website.
When you're running for mayor of the nation's biggest city and are involved in a sexting scandal, the possibilities for funny headlines are really endless.
Especially when your last name is a slang term for a part of the male anatomy, and you, like me, have the maturity level of a 14-year-old boy.