funny mom quotes

What Moms Really Want
Mother's Day is this Sunday, May 11th.
Sure you could get the special mama in your life some flowers, chocolates, or that piece of jewelry she's been dropping hints about for weeks...but what about the stuff moms REALLY want but can't ask for?
Funny Quotes Moms Never Thought They’d Say
While I haven't done it (yet) I've seen my fair share of moms say something bizarre to their kids, all with that familiar 'I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth' look on their faces.
Here's a collection of some good ones from friends, family, and listene…