When you're running for mayor of the nation's biggest city and are involved in a sexting scandal, the possibilities for funny headlines are really endless.
Especially when your last name is a slang term for a part of the male anatomy, and you, like me, have the maturity level of a 14-year-old boy.
Yes, in a move that seems straight out of Pretty Woman, former high-priced 'lady of the evening' Ashley Dupre has become a businesswoman of sorts, planning to open a lingerie store on Broad St. in downtown Red Bank.