snoring

I didn't know I snored until my wife told me. Maybe the only good thing about being a person who snores is that you're the only one who doesn't hear it.

Apparently, the only person not getting awoken by my snoring is me. And since I rarely even know I am snoring, my first instinct is to deny it altogether. How annoying must that be for my wife?

I told my wife to wake me up if I am snoring, so she does, but as soon as I'm awake, it stops. So, if I don't ever hear it, am I really snoring?

Lots of women are tired these days, and think I know one of the reasons. Here's what happened. I woke up a few mornings ago, and my wife Diane, who normally hops out of bed to pack me breakfast, said she wasn't getting out of bed because she hardly slept. When I asked her why, she said it was because I snored all night. I looked at her and said what every man says at that moment, "No I didn't