Lots of women are tired these days, and think I know one of the reasons. Here's what happened. I woke up a few mornings ago, and my wife Diane, who normally hops out of bed to pack me breakfast, said she wasn't getting out of bed because she hardly slept. When I asked her why, she said it was because I snored all night. I looked at her and said what every man says at that moment, "No I didn't." She knew that answer was coming and she was prepared for it. She whipped out her phone and played the recording of me snoring the night before. It sounded like a lion at feeding time at the zoo. So I looked at her and said what every man says at that moment, "That's not me."