The Candy You Put Out For Halloween Speaks Volumes About You
October 25, 2012 8:59 AM 
This Halloween, as you prepare to hand out piles of candy to trick-or-treaters, you may want to think twice about what you’re giving out. Your candy actually says a lot about the type of person you are.
–Sweet Tarts and Skittles: You’re a little wacky and want people to think you’re a lot of fun.
–Lollipops: This candy shows everyone that you made no effort this year and just felt like you had to have something in the house in case kids rang your bell.
–Tootsie Rolls: You’re plain and simple, yet still awesome after all these years.
–Full-Sized Bars: Giving away big candy bars is evidence that you’re a show-off with a need to impress everyone. (But that doesn’t mean you should stop doing it!!! The kids LOVE those big chocolage bars!)
–Candy Corn: You’re traditional and kind of boring.
–Non-Candy: Giving out anything other than candy (like *pennies, pencils or even raisins) lets the neighbors know that you are shunning the world and have no interest in being part of society. You’d also be well-advised to brace yourself for an egg, TP, and shaving cream attack, lol!
*Of course if you’re handing out ten dollar bills you might actually be the hit of the neighborhood!
(Gawker.com)
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