When it comes to clothing, it seems like it's always fashion vs. function. One Italian company has apparently tried to bridge the gap with this...presenting: Picnic Pants.

On their website, they have this to say about their Pic Nic Pants: "Pic nic pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for a meal outdoors. Laterally pants have an orientable pocket for drinks."

Ah, the ONE thing my pants were always missing...a cupholder.

I thought things were bad when Pajama Jeans came around, but this takes the cake. They seem very similar to those harem pants that were 'in style' for a hot second.

Know why they never caught on? BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WEARING A SAGGY DIAPER!

Please, people, just say no to picnic pants. It can't be that difficult to find a table, or dare I say, let your picnic lunch, which I'm sure came in some kind of carrying container, rest in the grass next to you.

Ridiculous.