Every 4 years we get to witness some amazingly talented athletes compete in events we'd most likely never be able to do. But this post is for those who dream of getting a gold medal.

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How fun would it be to have New Jersey-themed Olympic events, that gave those of us unathletic yet competitive people out there a shot at winning something? Think about it - instead of doing difficult feats like running, gymnastics, and archery, you could instead compete in things you know you're good at - like merging lanes in traffic, debating whether it's Pork Roll or Taylor Ham, and more.

Keep scrolling to check out the full list of hysterical fake New Jersey-themed Olympic events!

If the Olympics had NJ Themed Events, They'd Look Like This

Instead of archery, swimming, and gymnastics, you'd have things like Pork Roll vs Taylor Ham debating, merging, and more!

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