Times are tough. People are looking to save money wherever they can. That includes on their grocery bill. Luckily, South Jersey has some cheap options.
First, let me say I admit to nothing. Nothing except being very, very hungry. You know, the kind of hungry that might make a weaker person cave in to the temptation of reaching over and grabbing a...let's say as a random example...a beautiful olive at the olive bar in the local supermarket.
All I wanted to do was stop at the supermarket, pick up some vegetables and get dinner started for my wife, who was getting home a little late last night. Pretty simple, right? Simple until I tried to open one of those flimsy produce bags. I twisted the top (which turned out to be the bottom), I rubbed it between my fingertips, I even tried to blow on it. All I managed to accomplish was providing
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Maybe you can help me figure some things out before I go to the supermarket again. Personally I think when pushing a cart, all rules of the road apply. You know, keep to the right except to pass. At a four way stop, let the person who got there first go first. And above all else, if you wouldn't just leave your car in the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway and walk awa