A few years back, Diane decided she was going to be Marilyn Monroe for Halloween. Since I had no idea what I wanted to be, I figured I'd go as legendary Yankee and Marilyn love interest Joe DiMaggio, so we'd be a couple. But I'm a Mets fan, so I made a small adjustment. As you can see, it didn't go so well.
Moms and Dads...Job 1 is to figure out what the kids are going to be for Halloween and get that together. Is job 2 trying to figure out what you're going to be and get that together? Are you wearing a costume for Halloween?