Excuse Me Folks, I JUST Learned What A Benny Is…..
I JUST learned what a Benny is and can I just say...HOW RUDE!
Here is what I found on Urban Dictionary:
"A person from North Jersey, New York, or Pennsylvania that comes to the Jersey Shore, as a tourist, during the summer. They like to stay all summer long, they litter the beaches because they don't clean up after themselves, and they stop at the E-Z Pass trying to put money in it. They suck at driving and they are easy to spot because they take photos of unimportant events in their life like walking on the boardwalk. Also, the way they dress is noticeable because they wear socks and sandals or sneakers on the beach and buy shirts that have the city's name on it. They also like to feed the seagulls and then not understand why they get attacked, which makes them more obvious. Locals from New Jersey despise the Bennies and want them to go home and never come back."
A. I am from up North and I must say....R U D E! You live near the beach and it is time that your Mom taught you how to share.
B. Don't blame Bennys for your messy beaches! Everyone, even the people who live here, don't pick up after themselves.
C. I know what an E-Z Pass is but thanks for asking
D. We know not to feed Seagulls because they are the prime example of a Gold Digger.
E. Maybe we take selfies on the boardwalk because we have to travel longer to get there so it feels like more of an occasion -- don't take what you can easily have at your disposal for granted.
F: Did you know another definition given for a Benny is, "They are the sexiest Ladies ever, and have rocking bodies," so I thank you.
Rant is now done.
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