Humor

Rather than me saying this place is a total disaster, I'm going to get creative and say that this is the Jersey Shore's best place to film a zombie apocalypse movie. At the very least, the writers of the Walking Dead could easily film a TV episode at this Jersey Shore location.

Before being shocked by the tornado alert, I was in the midst of a very strange dream. I won't use names, but I was attending a good friend's wedding. This friend plans to get married in real life next year...

Over the holiday weekend, I walked into a very popular Jersey Shore diner and was sickened by what I found at my booth.

Rather than deal with the 4th of July holiday crowd, 25 Jersey Shore locals, including myself, reserved a water taxi for the Saturday before the 4th of July. We had a tremendous night and I can easily say the Jersey Shore's best water taxi is docked in Brielle, New Jersey.

As I was making my way to Kelly's, I drove past the "tornado" hotel, also known as America's Best Value Inn. To be honest, this Jersey Shore eyesore made my hangover feel even worse.

It's safe to say that I'm not the sexiest person in the world. I'm no Leonardo DiCaprio, girls don't throw themselves at me so I was baffled to hear what was shouted at me on Belmar Beach. It was one of the greatest backhanded compliments I ever received.

This Wall Township parking lot is so horrendous that it's one of the worst parking lots at the Jersey Shore. Am I actually about to go off and lose my mind because of a parking lot? Yes... yes, I am.

No one wants to see a dolphin strand itself on a beach.

I love pizza and I love surprises! On Saturday, after my Asbury Park Boardwalk show, I made my way to a cornhole tournament in Wall Township. The 18 person tournament was happening in my best friend's backyard. Unfortunately, it wasn't the best tournament because of the rain and an argument between teams interfered with the good vibes... However, I was pleasantly surprised by a thin crust pizza that I think is the best at the Jersey Shore.

Blue laws are silly, old fashioned rules that have us scratching our heads as to why they were ever crafted in the first place. We have a bunch here in New Jersey and one is crazier than the next. Check out these rules that are rarely enforced but still on the books...not sure where "the books" actually are but theses are fun to read about anyway!

The Headliner is awesome and it's easily one of the Jersey Shore's top nightclubs, but how hammered do you have to be to go swimming in the pool?

Am I too old to be partying at D'Jais? That's the question I have been asking myself for the last 48 hours. Before I even start, please don't think I am a creepy 75-year-old man trying to dance with a bunch of kids in their 20's. I'm not that old haha! I am 27, which is the perfect age to start questioning if you are too old to be partying at D'Jais.