How Would You Like to See These Guys Get Attacked By Sharks?
Look at them.
They're loud and obnoxious. They set themselves up way too close to you on the beach. They're blasting terrible house music and drinking cheap liquor from plastic cups. They're cursing up a storm within earshot of your kids and the stench of their sun tan oil, hair gel and body spray is overwhelming.
To your relief, they finally decide to go for a swim. They barely hit the water when suddenly...
CRUNCH! AHH! SHARK ATTACK! EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER!
What sounds like sweet retribution for Shore natives who have been hassled by these Pauly D wannabes during the summer will be a new movie on the Syfy Channel this summer.
The film, set to premiere on June 9, is centered a group of Jersey Shore tourists of the reality show stereotype who are terrorized by finned predators. The made-for-TV flick features cameos by real-life Jersey Shore regular Vinny Guadagnino, 'Nsync's Joey Fatone, Tony Sirico from The Sopranos and Paul Sorvino from Goodfellas.
We got a situation here, bro.
Check out the trailer below: