Odds are good that you've played foosball (AKA table soccer) at some point, or at least watched it being played.

But what about human foosball?

No, sassypants, that ISN'T just regular soccer. (Though it does make me think of a scene from Friends.)

It's this:

And I'm truly intrigued. It looks so ridiculous and yet so fun at the same time!

Can someone please make this and invite me over to play??