It’s Memorial Day Weekend! Time To Party!Tom DunphyTom DunphyPublished: May 14, 2013Share on FacebookShare on TwitterIt's the week before Memorial Day Weekend. Your inbox is piling up and you're so busy you can barely look at your laptop.Finally Friday arrives and you wait to get the all clear from your boss before heading home to celebrate the holiday weekend!You sneak out of the office quietly so your co-workers don't notice you're leaving early.Time to put the pedal to the metal and get home!But wait... Memorial Day Weekend traffic!New York license plates everywhere!You head down to the beach. Don't forget the sunglasses!Ooh! Someone's been working out!Wait a second... why's that old guy wearing a Speedo!?You don't know whether to laugh or be terrified.You take a dip in the ocean, but something brushes against your leg and scares you to death.That's it! Let's get out of here!Head over to a backyard party. Snack time!It's getting hot. Why not jump in the pool?Your friend who picked up the beer wants money.The sun's going down. Time to relax by the fire pit.Someone decides to set off fireworks.Time to head home. Don't forget to designate a driver!Maybe you shouldn't have drank so much at that BBQ.Wait a second... it's Monday night already? That means you have to go back to work tomorrow!
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