Nick and Vanessa Lachey are parents of a new baby boy! Welcome Camden. Wait, what?Maybe once you're outside the New Jersey bubble the name Camden is perfectly acceptable. But when you live in Jersey, when you hear Camden, you think:

 

What are some other New Jersey towns that you should not name your child after?

NEWARK

One of the most dangerous towns in our state and America. It may be a good choice if you want your child to be a tough guy. Seriously, who's going to mess with Newark?

TRENTON

Another dangerous city and home of New Jersey's government, not a great combo. "Trenton Makes The World Takes." If you name your kid Trenton other kids will be taking their lunch money.

 

SUCCASUNNA

Insert joke here. Beautiful town though.

 

HO-HO-KUS

So many possibilities with this town. You could use the dashes or not use the dashes. There's even a potential nickname, Ho-Ho! On second thought, maybe that's not wise.

 

POINT PLEASANT

One of our favorite beach destinations, but a huge no-no when it comes to a child's name. This is of course unless you see working in the adult industry in their future.

Here's are some of our listeners thoughts:

COMMENT BELOW! Tell us what other New Jersey towns would be bad to name your child. What are some Jersey towns that would be good baby names?