Some People You Don’t Like To See On The Beach

There is no better place on Earth to people watch than the beaches at the Jersey Shore, but there are some thing you people you might not want to run into.

I started thinking about it. Picture this. It's a sunny, gorgeous beach day. You get there and spot your perfect spot on the sand. You settle in and just start to relax when one (or all) of these people manage to park themselves right near your formerly perfect spot.

The frustrated NFL guy...He thinks he should have been drafted by the Giants, and he's going to prove it to everyone on the beach using a frisbee, his large, sand-kicking feet and a pair of 1993 sunglasses.

The no idea how loud he's being on the phone guy...He has no clue that everyone on the beach is hearing every word of his side of the conversation. And by the way buddy, we don't care that your doctor said to give the rash plenty of air or that Aunt Joan's stomach finally settled down after you got off the Parkway.

The six beach bags, nine beach chairs, 12 beach towels guy...How long are you staying? Seriously...how long?