All I wanted to do was stop at the supermarket, pick up some vegetables and get dinner started for my wife, who was getting home a little late last night. Pretty simple, right? Simple until I tried to open one of those flimsy produce bags. I twisted the top (which turned out to be the bottom), I rubbed it between my fingertips, I even tried to blow on it. All I managed to accomplish was providing entertainment for a small group of shoppers who had stopped to watch.