Top 3 Types Of Summer Parkers

One of the great challenges of summer at the Jersey Shore is finding a parking spot. Here's a tribute to the Top 3 types styles of waiting for a parking spot.Everybody has their own style. Here are my three favorites...

1
The Sprinter
This guy finds a place to wait and then as soon as he sees any motion in any car within a quarter mile, he points his car in that direction and floors it.
2
The Stalker
This is the guy who spots you walking in the general direction of parked cars and drives behind you at 1 mph until you reach your vehicle. Not too much pressure.
3
The Shark Park
Some say a shark never sleeps and just cruises around looking for food. It's much the same for the Shark parker.. He lurks around looking for the perfect spot, at each intersection making the decision that could mean the spot of the summer...or another 15 minutes of driving around.

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