Cracked Egg….Great Way To Start A Monday

It was hard boiled. I had it in the refridgerator overnight. Took it out at 4 am to bring to work....so it was still dark outside and I couldn't see what was happening. Put it in my pocketbook. Running late for work, I flung my bag into the passenger seat, not realizing that the egg had rolled out onto the driver's seat. Then I sat down. Cold, wet, crunched egg all over my crotch. No time to go back inside and change without being late for work. Happy Monday to me. UUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!