What Your Decorated Tree Says About You

White lights: You ask houseguests to remove their shoes.
Multi-colored lights: You're an extrovert.
Blinking lights: You have attention problems.
Homemade ornaments: You have lots of children.
Strung Popcorn: You have too much time on your hands.
Red balls only: You wish you lived in a department store.
Cutoff top: You didn't measure the tree.
Vague evergreen smell: You bought a healthy tree.
Strong evergreen smell: You sprayed your tree with fake scent.
(www.rd.com)