With all due respect to anyone who has a special day in February, I had to get this off my chest.

Dear February,

Don't let the door... Listen I tried to like you. I tried to make it work. You just wouldn't give us a chance. You were relentless and you didn't seem to care. You were inconsistent and many times, you were just downright ugly.

And I never met anyone who could be as cold as you. And I know you won't go quietly. I am fully prepared for your last little dig before you head out the door. But when you do, just know I won't miss you for a single minute. And if you think about showing up again in a year or so, you better have had a little attitude adjustment, or I'll be counting the minutes until I can kick you out again.

And by the way, it's not me...it's you.

Love,

Lou