Things That Would Be Better Than More Snow [LIST]
It's really only been 6 weeks or so since this winter first took a turn for the miserable, but it's definitely taken it's toll on me.
With another 6+ inches in the forecast, I started thinking about some things I'd rather see/do than get more snow.
- 1
Get a papercut on my knuckles
One of the more oddly painful things in life, it's still better than getting any more of this horrific powdery, cold, white mess.
- 2
Catch a fingernail on a piece of fabric
I don't know about you, but it's the kind of thing that sends shivers down my spine. I'd still rather experience that another snowstorm.
- 3
Shock myself from static electricity
I don't know if it's my penchant for Uggs, or my puffy coat, just the dry air...but every time I touch a door handle, or an outlet, or anything remotely metallic, I get visibly (and painfully) shocked. Still better than snow.
- 4
Drop a cupcake icing side down
Ah, the joy of a yummy cupcake...I try to not indulge TOO often, so if I get a cupcake, you better bet I'm gonna savor it. I'd rather drop my yummy cupcake, icing side down, with no hope for a replacement than have to clean off my car one more friggin time.
- 5
Pour a bowl of cereal before realizing there's no milk
Is there anything more disappointing than pouring a big bowl of cereal and then realizing there's no milk? Yes. The bigger disappointment is tomorrow's forecast.
- 6
Spill a full latte between my car's seats
While we're on the milk thing...you know that horrific smell that is old milk? Imagine spilling a full latte between your car seats and not being able to clean it up for a few days. STILL BETTER THAN MORE SNOW.
- 7
Give up the internet for a week
Go a week with no Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, news or info from around the web? I'd rather be cut off from the digital world for 7 full days than have to shovel more of this mess.
- 8
Sit in traffic for an hour
Traffic. One of the more aggravating experiences in daily life...and yet still seems like a better alternative than more snow.
- 9
Get a bikini wax
Any woman who's done it knows how insanely painful a bikini wax is. Still would rather do that than get another round of snow.
- 10
Get a bad sunburn
Sunburns are dangerous. They hurt. They can make you feel like you are freezing when it's 80 degrees out. And yet, I would give anything for a bad sunburn right now, because it would mean an actual sighting of the sun! Dear warmth of summer, please come faster!!!!