5 Bizarre Missed Connections Ads on Jersey Shore Craigslist

If you ever want a quick laugh, go to Craigslist and under 'personals,' click 'missed connections.' 

After all of the OMG, LOL and SMH moments, the reality will set in that these are people who live near us! Check out a few strange ones I found.

This one is from Belmar. Clearly this guy has a teacher thing going on. By the way, real good way to get a girl to come back to you. "Hey, can you ditch your parents already?"

This guy is a catch! Not only will he "spend some time exploring your body," but he'll explore your interest in a shiny new Kenmore appliance.

Nah, this isn't creepy at all. There is a certain level of creepiness you come to expect from these, but the "Acme Stalker" headline takes things to a whole new level. Doesn't "did you find everything you were looking for" sound like a line from a horror movie before the murderer strikes? "The Acme Stalker," coming to a theater near you.

Hot mess. That pretty much sums it up. "Hot Mess at UPS" sounds like it could be a hit song, doesn't it?

In this dude's defense (they're in court, get it, heh) is there anything more boring than sitting in the waiting room at jury selection?