7 Things to Be More Worried About at the Beach Than Jellyfish
If you're not close to enough to walk or bike to the beach, then you'll have to hop in the car. Once you get the beach, beware the parking tickets! It seems there are some places where the parking authorities know the SECOND your meter runs out! The tickets may not cause physical pain, but they certainly hurt the wallet.
Do I need to explain this one?
Few worse things than bored, unsupervised teens roaming free on the boardwalk just WAITING to teach your kids all kinds of fun new words!
Seagull feeders seem to be on every beach, making the birds more aggressive with people AND more likely to poop on your head. Good luck, my ass.
This includes anyone who looks or acts like them too. Loud, obnoxious, and generally terrible, they are much more likely to show up and ruin your day at the beach than a simple jellyfish who is JUST TRYING TO LIVE!