How To Compete With The Hot Guy From “Chicago Fire”

My wife Diane told me she thought the guy (Taylor Kinney) from Chicago Fire is really hot. Ok, I thought, I better check this guy out. How hot could he be? Turns out he's pretty hot. So how could I compete with that? Simple. A little humor.

So I went to the T-shirt shop and told them that I had an idea. I wanted to show Diane that you could put me side by side with this guy any day of the week, and that's exactly what I did. Right on the front of a t shirt. The key to the whole thing was to pick the best picture of me I could find!

Diane loves the shirt. But it didn't change anything. Chicago Fire came on last night and the hot guy looked hot, while I slept on the couch snoring the whole time. I'm sure Diane was torn.