New Jersey Ranks Worst for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

New Jersey residents are in trouble if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, according to a recently published article.

Zombie Apocalypse Is Bad News For New Jersey

It is the ultimate irony that New Jersey residents spend more money than anyone else in America for property taxes, and none of it will help us if there is a zombie apocalypse.

If you believe a recent report on Cable TV, you have just received some dire news for you, your family, and your friends.

According to the article, New Jersey residents have the lowest chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse compared to any other state in the country.

New Jersey Residents Are Least Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

In case you need more statistical data before you believe this unsettling news, residents of the Garden State are 11 times less likely to survive the zombie apocalypse than our friends in North Dakota, who have the highest chance to make it through.

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The problems with New Jersey are that we have no place to hide, not enough farmland, and too many people.  It's a recipe for failure during a zombie apocalypse.

Just to be clear, New Jersey ranks 50th among the states you'd want to be in during a zombie apocalypse.

Is There Any Hope For New Jersey Against The Zombies?

Our only hope is that the zombies follow the usual pattern: live in New Jersey for a while, then move to Florida.

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Until then, let's keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best.