Carrie Underwood

Discover this list of popular songs with lyrics that, if real, would undoubtedly result in the artists singing them getting arrested and charged with crimes.

From Mariah Carey to Justin Bieber and more, at one point these stars abstained from, ahem, pleasures of the flesh.

"Girl, find the note."

The country singer received backlash for her appearance at the event.

Underwood will be joining 'American Idol' as a judge next season.

"She's the queen of country and she's glam!"

He makes a compelling argument.

Underwood returned to the air for her dazzling AMAs performance.

If Carrie Underwood's son Isiah hadn't figured it out, the kids at his school definitely have.

She used her mom voice on him.

Carrie Underwood is returning to the show that brought her massive success.

All that's missing is a disco ball to accompany this one.