If you're not on a beach with a restroom, you have two choices: convince the kid to do his business in the ocean, or pack everything back up and head to the car to go find a place to go.
In case you missed it, Oregon has allowed self-serve gas stations in their state, so New Jersey is now out on an island - we are the only state where there is no self-serve gas.
With news out of UPS drivers' ability to make $170,000 after five years on the job, New Jersey residents have been hopping on Google, searching for "UPS driving jobs."