At first thought, it seems like 44-year-old Kim Ramsey of Montclair is suffering from the best medical condition ever.

What's the problem? Well, it's slightly NSFW.

Kim has Persistant Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD), which can cause her to have up to 100 orgasms a day. A DAY.

She says it has nothing to do with sex drive, and that she has to be super aware of her surroundings so as to try an avoid embarrassment.

The condition has no cure, and was likely caused when she fell down some stairs in 2001. This caused a cyst on her spine, which is probably causing the constant arousal.

Thinking multiple O's a day still sounds pretty good?

She says it's painful and exhausting. She even once resorted to sitting on a bag of frozen peas to make it stop. Yikes.

The worst part is, unexpected things can trigger it. Heavy bass from loud music, the vibrations of a train, that disgusting coworker patting you on the back...a hug from a FAMILY MEMBER.

Yeah. That's pretty bad. Talk about getting red-faced for all the wrong reasons.

And who has that kind of time??

I guess you really CAN have too much of a good thing...

Would you have gone public with this issue if you were Kim?