How many times have you had your eyes on a person and said to yourself "why didn't I say something while I had the chance?"

Fear not! There is a "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist that lets you reach out to that someone with the hopes that they were noticing you too. You tell your story and say what you were wearing when you first saw your victim, I mean, potential lover.

I don't know about you, but when I think of Craigslist, I think of selling junk I want to get rid of and not romance. In fact, while digging for some of these actual Jersey Shore Craigslist postings I stumbled upon things I can't un-see.

Here are some of the weirdest and real 'Missed Connections' adds on Jersey Shore Craigslist.

Use this post as a way to reinforce the keys to making a good first impression. First, call their friend unattractive and acknowledge that the person in question was clearly trying to avoid you. An added plus is that you came to the aid of your "wasted" friend.

Unless this poster meant the "missed connection" was their car and the people they describe, this really isn't a true missed connection. It is hilarious though.

This guy is staring at you when you get your coffee every morning, just sayin'.

Darn those significant others always getting in the way. If they had just gone in the water at the same time there surely would have been a new love connection.

Hi I'm a creeper, let's talk.

Not gonna's not a bad strategy.

If only he followed...

Click "Like" below if it's scary these people live around us!