The Funniest Things New Jersey Drivers Say Behind the Wheel

We have uncovered some of the funniest lines drivers have barked at other drivers on New Jersey's roadways.

The Best Lines Used By New Jersey Drivers.

We want to start by saying we do not condone real anger with these lines, and road rage is something you should avoid at all costs.

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What this list is meant to do is bring a chuckle to the faces of New Jersey drivers who have seen and heard it all.

Maybe you have thought some of these things, and maybe you have even said them to yourself when driving around the Garden State.

Funny Driving Lines To Make You Laugh

We give credit to those who have such creativity and find the humor in the bad driving situations we see daily in New Jersey.

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So here are some of the funniest lines we've heard from New Jersey drivers. If you're going to use them, make sure you only say them to yourself.

New Jersey Drivers' Favorite Driving Lines

"Hopefully, those three seconds were worth it." - This is for the guy who had to cut you off, only to be two feet in front of you at the next traffic light.

"The light turned green 5 seconds ago. You still on dial-up"? - This one is for the guy who hits the horn one millisecond after the light changes.

"In 400 feet, stop and let me out." - It's not that funny until you find out it was Siri who said it.

"Did you forget your blinker, or do you believe in surprises"? The guy next to most New Jersey drivers likes surprises.

"No worries, I see you're busy with other things". -A perfect line for someone who has to drive while making a phone call, eating lunch, doing makeup, or looking at themselves in the rear-view mirror.