How To Make a Woman Happy
Everyone jokes about how women are high maintenance but, according to this list, it takes at least ten times more work to keep HER happy than it does to keep HIM happy!
According to this fun survey that a friend sent me, it only takes five things to keep a man happy, although Lou Russo added a sixth!
1. Feed him
2. Keep your love life good
3. Don't nag
4. Dont constantly check his phone messages
5. Don't bother him with where he is every minute of the day
6. (Lou Russo's tip): Let him be in charge of the remote control.
NOW... here are all the things it takes to make a woman happy:
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY, A MAN NEEDS TO BE:
1. a friend
2. a companion
2. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a master of knowing how to make a woman feel physically good
15. a knowledge of the workings of a woman's body when she's not feeling well
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be financially responsible, financially stable, and well-off
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME HE MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, including lots of time for herself
52. give her lots of space, and not worry about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT HE:
53. Never forget birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, and any arrangements she has made with you.
How many things on this list do YOU require in a partner?