I Wouldn’t Want To Get Stuck In An Elevator With These 5 New Jersey Celebs

Normally, we talk about the celebrities we want to run into, but here are 5 New Jersey celebrities I wouldn't want to be stuck in an elevator with.

NJ Celebs I Wouldn't Want to Be In An Elevator With

Let me start by saying, I'm not going to talk about New Jersey celebrities I don't like, but even if I like them, I want to lay out the reasons for not wanting to be stuck in an elevator with these celebrities. You'll see what I mean.

Here's my list of the awesome New Jersey celebrities I would not want to be in a broken elevator with.

Read my explanations and then see if you don't agree with me on at least some of them. I think, in the long run, you will.

The New Jersey Celebrities You Shouldn't Be In An Elevator With

#5 Jack Nicholson - I love Jack Nicholson more than most actors on the planet, but I've seen The Shining.

#4 Jason Alexander - I liked Seinfeld, but I didn't love it like most people, so what would we talk about?

#3 Tom Cruise - I have a strong suspicion the encounter would turn into an unwanted lecture before too long

#2 Joe Pesci - I love this guy's acting, but no mortal could live up to the statue I've built of him in my mind.

#1 Bruce Springsteen - All due respect, I get enough politics on my own, and lately it seems that's all he's talking about.

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I have love for everyone I put on this list, and I hope my reasons make sense to you. Most of the comments are tongue-in-cheek, but I stand behind them.

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You should make a list of your own. It's fun and therapeutic at the same time. I still love all the New Jersey celebrities.