If someone were to craft those classic little heart candies specifically for Jersey valentines … what would they say?  I've rounded up a few ideas:

Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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You could sprinkle these hearts (if they existed) into your Wawa hoagie, for extra crunch.


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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Clearly, this conversation heart would be hoarded and proudly displayed by Jersey Girls, year-round.


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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For those unfamiliar, that would be the Cheesequake rest stop along the Parkway.


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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Bruuuuce.  A fan favorite line from Springsteen's 'Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)'.


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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As in Bon Jovi from "Livin' On a Prayer." Come to think of it, some Jersey rockstar lyrics seem to have been made for conversation hearts.


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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This obvious Bon Jovi reference just had to be made.


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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Another Springsteen lyric, but from 'Thunder Road.' It's considerably more romantic than another line: "You ain't a beauty."


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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Show that south Jersey pride!


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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A Jersey Shore reference, whether Atlantic City or Asbury Park... Seaside Heights, Point Pleasant Beach, Ocean City, or points in-between.


Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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You know, since there's no "self-service" gas stations in Jersey. (Get your mind out of the gutter!)


I also have to add one suggested by longtime Jerseyan turned SC resident — thanks Joe!:

Jersey Valentine: 'very NJ' conversation hearts (image by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)
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(All images by Erin Vogt & Louis C. Hochman, Townsquare Media)

Come on, I know you have a 'very NJ' conversation hearts! There's got to be a half-dozen involving pork roll, alone.  Please share them below, or tweet me @ProudJersey!