If Aliens Are Among Us, Which New Jersey Celebrities Could They Be?

There is more and more evidence that aliens may be among us in New Jersey and all over the world. I guessed which New Jersey celebrities they might be.

New Jersey Celebrities Who Could Be Great Cover For Aliens

If aliens are among us in New Jersey, they could be disguised as celebrities, so they could hide in plain sight.

But which Garden State celebrities could they be? If I were an alien and wanted to hide behind a celebrity facade, I know exactly which New Jersey celebrities I'd choose and why.

Many eyewitnesses to alien life forms say they are small in stature, and New Jersey boasts two major celebrities who are on the diminutive side, Danny DeVito and Joe Pesci.

New Jersey Celebrities Who Could Be Great Disguises For Aliens

If I were an alien and had to choose between those two, I'd take Danny DeVito. Everyone loves him, and he has an in at Jersey Mike's, plus Pesci might whack all the other little aliens. Danny DeVito is on my list of "persons of interest".

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There is another Garden State celebrity who could be an alien in disguise. No Earthly person could be as good an actor as Jack Nicholson, so that immediately puts suspicion on him.

And with that smile, don't you get the impression he knows more than he is saying? It looks like the joke is on us, and we love it.

The NJ Celebrity Who's Already Been In Space

Did you ever notice how comfortable Buzz Aldrin looked on the moon? It was almost like he had been there before.

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A space explorer from New Jersey...could there be a better cover story for an alien among us? I can't think of one.

Could you imagine if three of our favorite New Jersey celebrities were, well, not from here? I think we would still love them just as much.