It's bad enough when a total Jersey Shore stranger takes two parking spots in a crowded parking lot. It's an absolutely infuriating feeling. It comes down to one of two things. Either the person is just not a good driver, or the person just doesn't care. The only exception we make is when that car parked that way because another car took two spots near them. But other than that, is there anything more upsetting. I may have found something worse.

So, maybe we can make excuses for the car that takes two spots in a crowded parking lot. There's the accuracy of the car parked next to it, the pressure of grabbing the spot with other cars lurking, just waiting for you to hesitate, and there's always the possibility the driver was dealing with a car full of kids. All of those are acceptable.

But how about a car taking two spots in a parking lot, that other than her car, is completely empty. How does that person take two spots? We'll have to ask her. So, Shannon, why did you do it.

I pulled into the Point parking lot this morning and it was completely empty except for Shannon's car, which was poised in her parking spot, which is just to the right of mine. And then I saw this.

Lou Russo, Townsquare Media

Wait, what? How in the world did you park in two spots when no other car was anywhere in the parking lot? Shannon? Can you explain this?

Maybe the parking lot was packed, right? Maybe the car next to her on the left was parked wrong. Let's check.

Lou Russo, Townsquare Media

Nope, that wasn't it. Then it must be that the car on the right was squeezing her into her spot, right? Let's take a look at the photo evidence

Lou Russo, Townsquare Media

Nope, not that either. I guess we'll have to wait to hear from Shannon herself on this one. and if you think she's a bad parker, you should see her drive!

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